Ask the Internet: Cookbook Contest! New Name for Husband-Elect?

Sweet readers! Today’s question is pretty self-centered, but what are blogs, if not digital representations of our desperate need for validation on a mass scale? Also, the winner gets a cookbook! Whee!

Q: A long, long time ago (37 days) in a galaxy far, far away (Lawn Guyland, Noo Yawk), I married a man of unparalleled awesomeness and beard-growing ability. Until that fateful evening, he was referred to on this blog as Husband-Elect. Now he has been … uh … sworn in (?) as my spouse, we need a new moniker.

What should we call The Artist Formerly Known as Husband-Elect?

A: Our favorite name will receive a copy of Giada De Laurentiis’ newest cookbook, Giada at Home: Family Recipes from Italy and California. (We went to Italy for our honeymoon, and I hear California is very nice, so it's kind of fitting.)

As always with these kinds of things, there are a few rules:

• Entries must be in by this Thursday, October 14th, at 6pm. 
• One entry per person.
• Entries must include your idea and a name with which we can identify you. No anonymous comments, please.
• Winner will be announced in this Friday’s Top Ten Links post.
• In the case of a repeated idea, the commenter who mentioned it first will receive the cookbook.
• No family or friends of CHG bloggers can enter. Sorry, Ma.

Hope that makes sense, sweet readers. Can’t wait to see your ideas, and don’t forget to log on later for Jaime’s newest Green Kitchen column!

Want to ask the interweb a question? Post one in the comment section, or write to Cheaphealthygood@gmail.com. Then, tune in next Tuesday for an answer/several answers from the good people of the World Wide Net.